Head & Shoulders

Science

When you cook food for too long, it burns.

James T Cotton - The Dancing Box

µ-ziq - Duntisbourne Abbots Soulmate Devastation Technique

But, “new rule,” I will not hand out candy to a trick-or-treater who is talking on a cell phone. Just. Not. Right.

— Sean — merlin

I would have thrown my wig at— I would have kicked her ass.

— Random bus lady

This didn't really happen

Human A: You have a petty obsession with celebrity gossip. I'm scared for you.
Human B: Did you say pretty?

So far, the best cut on the new Feist album IMO.